January 2012
Since 2011 is almost over, tell me something... →
straight guys: boobs are great
gay guys: boobs are great
straight girls: boobs are great
gay girls: boobs are great
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I have serious sexual frustration
MY GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A TEASE…
but i love it
watching my girlfriend interact with my kids only makes me want to start a family with her even more
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December 2011
Watchpussyfordinner:
Everyone needs to watch this
My nephew <3
Christopher you said a bad word!
Me: I am so Fat
My 4 year old nephew: CHRISTOPHER! *evil glare*
Me: WHHHHAATTT
My 4 year old nephew: YOU SAID A BAD WORD
My 4 year old nephew: you said the F word
Me: Kruz whats the F workd?
My 4 year old nephew: you said fat, thats a bad bad word
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pussyfordinner:
That awkward moment when I need to tumblr message my boyfriend because there is no toilet paper in his bathroom after I took a shit…
and i make my 6 year old niece go get toilet paper
Ask me questions! I want entertaining anons ;)
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hitlersdemise asked: Fuck them, happy new years broskii :)
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bewhoyouareasloudlyaspossible asked: Happy New Year! You're an inspiration and a fucking amazing person. Jealous anons need to back the hell off.
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Anonymous asked: You are a piece of shit
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Anonymous asked: Happy New Year! I hope you die
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Anonymous asked: I asked earlier, were can I see pics of your junk? I would come off anon but I cant cause my family follows me on here. I just want to see what it looks like. I have been seriously thinking about becoming an FTM myself, but I just am not sure yet and my family would hate me forever if I do. I want to see someone else go through it and see the beginning and final results first. Thank you.
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Anonymous asked: were can i see pics of your junk?
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Watch
LETS GET DOWN TO BUISNESS TO DEFEAT THE HUUUUUNS. DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS? YOU’RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET AND YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE’RE THROUGH. MISTER I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.
TRANQUIL AS A FOREST BUT ON FIRE WITHIN. ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER YOU ARE SURE TO WIN. YOU’RE A SPINELESS PALE PATHETIC LOT AND YOU HAVENT GOT A CLUE. SOMEHOW I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.
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Someone talk to me please I can’t stop crying
Crying and driving
maybe ill hit a tree
if i die
everyone will be happy
My cats are going all lesbian over here
they are both girls
one is in heat and the other one is pining her down and licking her…you know?
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Anonymous asked: Your ex told everyone that you were horrible